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Your Job Sucks | Unpredictable Managers

This swirling mass of sludge, plastic, and other debris is truly one of the worst legacies that humanity will leave behind. I say all of that to get to this point: the best solution for terrible bosses is to ship every single last one of them to this island--lovingly called the Great Pacific garbage patch--and leave them there with the rest of their kind.

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Animals | The Turkey

With Thanksgiving coming up, at least 45,000,000 turkeys have been beheaded, de-feathered, and bagged up for consumption. That’s just for Thanksgiving. These turkeys have only been permitted to live for a small fraction of their lifespan before they were killed. So, I thought this would be a good time to put out a summary of the creatures that are going to be eaten on Thursday.

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