In this article, I talk about two real-life managers (nicknamed Bill Camelot of Serpent Ranch and Moe Gas of Infoline) who got away with violence and misconduct thanks to an easily-manipulated system.

This swirling mass of sludge, plastic, and other debris is truly one of the worst legacies that humanity will leave behind. I say all of that to get to this point: the best solution for terrible bosses is to ship every single last one of them to this island--lovingly called the Great Pacific garbage patch--and leave them there with the rest of their kind.